Bradley Thomas Turner - Haunted Holiday Party - 1LP

Following the release of Haunted House Party, Bradley Thomas Turner was contacted by the Cryptozoological Society of New York City to create music for their museum’s holiday exhibitions. As enigmatic as they are controversial, the secretive society gave the composer free rein to create music that celebrated their profane (and, according to their critics, pseudoscientific) explorations of the darker side of yuletide folklore. The endeavour was denounced by religious groups, the scientific community and even parts of the cryptozoological community as “blasphemous,” “irresponsible”, and “a dangerous topic to make light of” respectively. Not much is known about the pandemonium that broke out on the night of the opening reception, but one journalist (who has been granted anonymity by request) infiltrated the event and captured the recordings that follow. Death cult ritual? Mishandling of cursed artifacts? Elaborate practical joke? Publicity stunt? No one can (or will) say for sure as no person in attendance has been willing to speak on record. Therefore, we present these recordings so the general public can decide for themselves.

1. Holiday Party at the Cryptozoological Museum (Entrance) 01:22 video

2. Abominable Snowman 02:38

3. Unholy Night - Mini Exhibit on Ritualistic Holiday Burnings 01:21

4. Coventry Carol for the Dead (Exhibit Hall A - Human Sacrifice as Holiday Tradition) 02:48

5. Hoofsteps Approaching (Mini Exhibit: Malfunctioning Yuletide Countdown Clocks) 01:06

6 Krampus is Coming To Town - Exhibit Hall B 02:58

7. A Last Noel (Mini Exhibit: Collection of Animatronic Christmas Decorations) 01:26

8. Sugar Plum Faeries: Friends or Foes (Exhibit Hall C) 03:08

9. The Bells Toll (Mini Exhibit: Collection of Vintage Holiday Carnival Games and Pinball Machines) 01:14

10. Christmas Luau (Snack Bar) 02:37

11. The Aritifical Aviary 01:04

12. God Rest Their Souls (Closed for Renovations) 02:42

13. Off-Limits Stairwell 01:14

14. Deadly Night (Members Only Ritual Chamber) 02:48

15. Cursed Artifiact Storage Room 01:21

16. Carol of Hells Bells 02:53

17. Escape 01:21

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